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02 October 2011

All hail the fail!

So.. im sure you think that im some awesome make up person that never messed up. Well, today imma prove you oh so wrong! I have saved all the bad make up pictures i did in the past couple of months and today they are going to rise up and reclaim their rights to be posted and shared with the world! 

Nu'i asa ca va ganditi ca pe la case mai mari toate machiajele arata frumos? CLAR nu e asa :)) Ca sa va dovedesc, am adunat pentru voi o colectie mirifica formata din greseli si uratenii. Am tinut pozele ascunse in  ultimele luni, dar azi is cer drepturile de a fi publicate si "admirate" de toata lumea! 

Numero 1: Lets all laugh at the failed lower line! 

Numero 1: Hai sa radem de mult prea lunga si groasa linie de jos!

One word for you Ami: STOP!! Gdamn, woman, cant you see you look like e a fool? 

Un cuvant pentru tine, Ami: OPRESTE'TE!! Serios, nu vezi ca iti sta ca naiba? 

Numero 2: Runway? Scareway maybe: lets see what death looks like! 

Numero 2: Runway? Mai degraba scareway, sau, in alte cuvinte, cum sa arati ca moartea!
Congratz to me, i look like i've been punched in the face :D 

Felicitari mie, am reusit sa arat ca si cum fusesem pocnita :D 

Numero 3: Learn to use your eyeshadows properly!! 

Numero 3: Invata sa folosesti fardurile cum trebuie!!

You might look pretty from the distance.. but up close = disaster!! 

Oi fi aratand tu ok de la distanta.. dar de aproape = dezastru!!

Numero 4: Do you know what color combination is? Apparently not! 

Numero 4: Stii ce inseamna combinarea culorilor? Aparent nu!

In Ami world those colors might make sense, but irl.. you look like you're on the way to ugly ville. Too bad, the eyeliner was uber for once. The rest is too nasty for words. 

In lumea lui Ami o fi avand sens, dar irl.. arati de parca te indrepti spre ugly ville.Pacat, tusul iesise frumos, lucru destul de rar. Restul.. pre urat sa pot explica.

Numero 5&6: So you use eyeliner everyday.. still you manage to come up with these sexy lines: 

Numero 5&6: Deci.. folosesti tus in fiecare zi.. si totusi reusesti sa faci liniile astea uber "sexy":

PS: The bad quality eyeshadows company called: they want their 28 neutral palette back! 

PS: Compania de farduri nasoale a sunat: isi vor trusa de 28 neutrals inapoi!

Numero 7: Remember this one time when you said green just aint for you? Well you might wanna consider that one before trying a grunge look: 

Numero 7: Mai tii minte cand ziceai ca verdele nu e pentru tine? Poate trebuia sa tii cont de asta inainte sa incerci un look grunge: 

I looked so bad like this, im way too ashamed to show you! 

Aratam asa de urat machiata asa ca imi e prea rusine sa va arat!

Well i hope you all had a nice laugh :)

Sper ca ati ras, macar putin :)
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